The Republik of Pitbull is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Od1n with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.831 billion Pitbullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vallhalla. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pitbullian economy, worth a remarkable 6,644 trillion Marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 419,738 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, war criminals are given full state funerals, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pitbull's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nordisch.

Pitbull is ranked 285,561^st in the world and 311^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -32.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.