The Silly billys of Pocoliland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Brass B Uddys with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.941 billion idiots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocoliland City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pocolilandian economy, worth 251 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,645 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pocoliland's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Silly Billyism.

Pocoliland is ranked 175,986^th in the world and 233^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 1.94 billion capita.