The Free Land of Poetsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.169 billion Poetslandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Poetslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion Libroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,253 Libroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, and airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service. Crime is totally unknown. Poetsland's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Poetsland is ranked 212,452nd in the world and 714th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,056.99 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Poetsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential.
- : Poetsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Poetsland, airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service.
- : Following new legislation in Poetsland, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Poetsland endorsed
The Republic of Concordare.
- : Following new legislation in Poetsland, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
- : Poetsland was endorsed by The Republic of Concordare.
- : Poetsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Poetsland, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Poetsland, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » 
Mikeswill, 
Castlacha, 
Kema, 
Honchu, 
Ingentus Progressia, 
Peetl, 
King Zhaoxiang of Qin, and Concordare.
