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Nudest: 1,165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,687th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For Albania, Poland, and the people!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Poland-Albania

Population3.411 billion

CapitalTirana-Warsaw
LeaderSupa
FaithOrthodox Catholic

CurrencyZlot-Lek
AnimalEagle

The People's Republic of Poland-Albania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supa with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed population of 3.411 billion Polish-Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana-Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poland-Albanian economy, worth 450 trillion Zlot-Leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,035 Zlot-Leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poland-Albania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Catholic.

Poland-Albania is ranked 85,086th in the world and 1,219th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 550.9406543422 days.

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Nudest: 1,165thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,687thMost Influential: 6,953rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,619thRudest Citizens: 10,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,107thMost Inclusive: 13,554thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,842ndLargest Governments: 14,599thSmartest Citizens: 14,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,884thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,523rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,794thHighest Food Quality: 16,164thMost Cultured: 16,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,998thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,817thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 26,464thLowest Crime Rates: 28,394thSafest: 28,431st
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Nudest: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionRudest Citizens: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 269th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 273rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 312th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 328th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 340th in the regionLargest Governments: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Cultured: 348th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 359th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 361st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 378th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 414th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 487th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 594th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 617th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 647th in the regionSafest: 682nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 690th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 700th in the region

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