The Ranlitntic Empire of PolishCommnweath is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Priva De Van with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.037 billion PolishCommnweathians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The strong PolishCommnweathian economy, worth 141 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,392 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PolishCommnweath's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Slavic.

PolishCommnweath is ranked 107,303^rd in the world and 231^st in United Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,225.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.