The Greatest Armed Republic of Polozinia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by God Comrade Victor with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.567 billion Polozinians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisława. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polozinian economy, worth 358 trillion złoteos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,635 złoteos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polozinia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Polozinian cult.

Polozinia is ranked 39,844^th in the world and 2,546^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,229.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.