The Holy Empire of Poopoopeepeestan is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 593 million Poopoopeepeestanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toilet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The Poopoopeepeestanian economy, worth 26.7 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,944 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 141,162 per year while the poor average 10,956, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, shorter foreigners are often forcibly deported on suspicion of working for the World Assembly, and the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poopoopeepeestan's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poopoopeepeestan is ranked 54,980^th in the world and 160^th in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 101.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.