The Kingdom of Pormonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Jack I with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.578 billion Pormonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malitrosko. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Pormonian economy, worth 58.2 trillion Lequos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,903 Lequos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pormonia's national animal is the Whale.

Pormonia is ranked 219,103^rd in the world and 8,202^nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,611.01 Standard Monetary Units.