The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of Premedite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Azazel with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.591 billion Subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Legionary economy, worth a remarkable 4,683 trillion Continentals a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,927 Continentals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 692,166 per year while the poor average 51,683, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premedite's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Providence.

Premedite is ranked 4,377^th in the world and 5^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.98 law-abiding acts per hour.