The Federal Republic of Premera is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pierre Romanov-Martin with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.262 billion Premerans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merko. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Premeran economy, worth 178 trillion Roublards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,955 Roublards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premera's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Premera is ranked 71,737^th in the world and 104^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,607.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.