The Kingdom of Preu5en is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Albert von Preussen with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.489 billion Prussians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth 209 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 140,539 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 596,326 per year while the poor average 21,364, a ratio of 27.9 to 1.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, there is something rotten in the state of Preu5en, and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Imperial Eagle'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Preu5en's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Preu5en is ranked 275,713^th in the world and 289^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -11.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.