The Most Serene Republic of Prokop is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.474 billion Prokopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Prokopian economy, worth 314 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,984 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Prokopian language, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prokop's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Prokop is ranked 282,430^th in the world and 10,823^rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,333.34 Standard Monetary Units.