The Most Serene Republic of Prtugal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Presidente Mário Pereira with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.798 billion Portuguese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coimbra. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Prtugalian economy, worth 549 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,815 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prtugal's national animal is the Bambi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Prtugal is ranked 62,175^th in the world and 50^th in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,839.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.