The Democratic Republic of Ptakria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pablo Hosehead with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.112 billion Ptakrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ptakrian economy, worth 487 trillion schnus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,560 schnus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Ptakrian flag qualifies you for citizenship, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ptakria's national animal is the ladybug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Ptakria is ranked 2,224^th in the world and 19^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 145.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.