The Republic of Punland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaan Voh Yorher with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.376 billion Punlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arvahros. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Punlandian economy, worth 274 trillion Apeunxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,491 Apeunxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the media seems excessively interested in what Kaan Voh Yorher is wearing this season, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punland's national animal is the Isle Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aghalism.

Punland is ranked 51,730^th in the world and 24^th in Atlanticana for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,795.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.