Population | 4.506 billion |
Capital | Tyral |
Leader | Empress Pyle Taibénia |
Faith | Velaism |
Currency | Pyne |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Federal Empire of Pyleland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Empress Pyle Taibénia with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.506 billion Pylish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyral. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pylish economy, worth 601 trillion Pynes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,478 Pynes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Skateparks can be found in every city, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Pylish throne, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and the official Pylish Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyleland's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Velaism.
Pyleland is ranked 239,940th in the world and 1,190th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pyleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Pyleland was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Pyleland was endorsed by The People's Republic of Pazhakia.
- : Following new legislation in Pyleland, the official Pylish Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Pyleland changed its national nation type to "Federal Empire".
- : Pyleland endorsed The Rising Gold Crescent of Weeklingz Federation.
- : Pyleland endorsed The Tripartite Kingdom of Nova Angelus.
- : Pyleland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Primitive, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Pyleland was endorsed by The Rising Gold Crescent of Weeklingz Federation.
- : Pyleland was endorsed by The Tripartite Kingdom of Nova Angelus.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Le Libertia, The State of New Braiden, Pland Adanna, Primorye Oblast, Estingberg, UPC, Aevana, PhDre, Decacon, Grande pudimland, Abardis, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, Wolfsgrad, Nova Angelus, Pazhakia, and Maowi.