The Phox Republic of Quilltonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Skrub with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.438 billion Quilltonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxenstead. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Quilltonian economy, worth 851 trillion Phuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,632 Phuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Most pop videos prominently feature the Quilltonian flag, the internal market is thriving, it is said that a Quilltonian woman's work is never done, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime is totally unknown. Quilltonia's national animal is the Fennekin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Quilltonia is ranked 26,980th in the world and 53rd in Declansburg for Safest, scoring 110.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Quilltonia, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, it is said that a Quilltonian woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, most pop videos prominently feature the Quilltonian flag.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
- : Quilltonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
- : Following new legislation in Quilltonia, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
