The Glorious Campsite of Qwerty2012 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Architect with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.283 billion Qwertians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Qwerty2012ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion units a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,014 units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,064 per year while the poor average 13,918, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, anti-government web sites are springing up, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime is moderate. Qwerty2012's national animal is the organism, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qwerty2012 is ranked 276,998^th in the world and 2^nd in camsgifted for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.