The Federal Republic of Rakkoonia is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14 million Rakkoonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Rakkoonian economy, worth 475 billion Rakkollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,959 Rakkollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pranking is an art form, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rakkoonia's national animal is the Raccoon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rakkoonia is ranked 136,618^th in the world and 426^th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.99 Obesity Rate.