The Something or the other of Randomain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.363 billion Randomen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aleapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Randomainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,782 trillion plinks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,135 plinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, baiting is a national sport, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and people have become comfortably numb. Crime is totally unknown. Randomain's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Randomain is ranked 1,646^th in the world and 24^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.16 law-abiding acts per hour.