The Republic of Rattanathailand is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 412 million Culers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Culers economy, worth 45.7 trillion Culé Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,974 Culé Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, babies are a small but significant export, and umbrellas are back in fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rattanathailand's national animal is the Blaugrana Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rattanathailand is ranked 75,590^th in the world and 254^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 92.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.