The Holy Empire of Reltia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 362 million Reltians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The powerhouse Reltian economy, worth 33.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,594 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,766 per year while the poor average 17,383, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Reltians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reltia's national animal is the Cassowary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reltia is ranked 235,632^nd in the world and 1,806^th in the Pacific for Largest Populations, with 362 million capita.