The Kingdom of Remoutisland is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 322 million Remoutislandics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Remoutislandic economy, worth 18.6 trillion dollar-rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,711 dollar-rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, money grows on trees, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remoutisland's national animal is the White Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Remoutisland is ranked 215,759^th in the world and 211^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.