The Republic of Republica-Argentina is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Guillermo Bermejo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.397 billion Argentines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Argentine economy, worth 621 trillion Argentine Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,382 Argentine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republica-Argentina's national animal is the Rufous hornero bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Republica-Argentina is ranked 46,018^th in the world and 27^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 665.52 on the Clooney Contribution Index.