The Confederacy of Restrapoltlitan is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 275 million Restrapoltlitanianoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Rastropolitan. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The thriving Restrapoltlitanian economy, worth 22.5 trillion Marcos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,922 Marcos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Restrapoltlitan's national animal is the Aguila dorada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Restrapoltlitan is ranked 53,435^th in the world and 69^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 580.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.