The Federal Socialist Republic of Rhadrainou is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abasi Azikiwe-Madaki with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.145 billion Rhadrainouans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dukuma. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhadrainouan economy, worth 702 trillion Dimars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,522 Dimars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhadrainou's national animal is the Noucran Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Rhadrainou is ranked 2,713^th in the world and 57^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,638.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.