The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.564 billion Rhodeves enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 4,464 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,459 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Queen Diana Wolff, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 21,347^th in the world and 128^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 113.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.