The Dictatorship of Rockitao is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rocky of Hwen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.233 billion Rockitaoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hwen. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rockitaoan economy, worth 374 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,842 Deutsche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Deutsche Mark battlesuits, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rockitao's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Presbyterian.

Rockitao is ranked 52,051^st in the world and 64^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 595.72 on the Clooney Contribution Index.