The Constitutional Monarchy of Roclovis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Edward VIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.928 billion Roclovisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manchester. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Roclovisian economy, worth 472 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,853 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, replacement organs are grown in vats, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust", and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roclovis's national animal is the Two-headed Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of England.

Roclovis is ranked 12,312^th in the world and 6^th in The Union of Fairer Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,602.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.