The Republic of Rohre is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Luke Rohnbacher with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.99 billion Rohreans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thornsburgh. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rohrean economy, worth 269 trillion führmonds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,466 führmonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is totally unknown. Rohre's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Rohre is ranked 104,533^rd in the world and 5,240^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.34 law-abiding acts per hour.