The Grand Duchy of Romanovskaya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Duke Dmitri II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.101 billion Romanovans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vyborg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Romanovan economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Imperial Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 190,914 Imperial Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", and the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Romanovskaya's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Romanovskaya is ranked 173,237^th in the world and 81^st in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.