The Socialist Federal Republic of Rorlenland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Klara Lehmbruck with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.01 billion Rorlenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzelheim. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rorlenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Rorlenian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,425 Rorlenian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorlenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rorlenland is ranked 2,803^rd in the world and 61^st in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,583.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.