The Iron Guard of Rowaklia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nikolay II with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.712 billion Rowaklians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hagia-Napoca. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rowaklian economy, worth a remarkable 2,691 trillion RAJS a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,499 RAJS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Rowaklia, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowaklia's national animal is the Rowaklian BEAR, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laic.

Rowaklia is ranked 15,484^th in the world and 15^th in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Food Quality, scoring 133.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.