The Commonwealth of Roxessia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.783 billion Roxessians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madena. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Roxessian economy, worth 39.8 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,307 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Roxessian can expect a strongly worded letter, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roxessia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Roxessia is ranked 25,759^th in the world and 219^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,012.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.