The Serene Empire of Roylaii is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Conrad IV Aurélien with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.634 billion Roylaiians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Troyes Paria. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roylaiian economy, worth a remarkable 3,299 trillion Livres a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 310,298 Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Roylaiian Navy, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Conrad IV Aurélien to meetings with foreign heads of state, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roylaii's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Votixve.

Roylaii is ranked 3,032^nd in the world and 1^st in Audinesca for Most Corrupt Governments, with 290.74 kickbacks per hour.