The Federal Republic of Rulsolia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grand Secretary John Abraham with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.016 billion Rulsoians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulbona. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rulsoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Rulas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,246 Rulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rulsolia's national animal is the Yellow-tailed Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunhaism.

Rulsolia is ranked 1,861^st in the world and 1^st in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 287.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.