The Meritocratic Kingdom of Saidelia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by People's Grand Assembly of Saidelia with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.869 billion Turks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annibale di Barca. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Turkish economy, worth 141 trillion Chrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,772 Chrones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, in a baffling press conference People's Grand Assembly of Saidelia proudly dismantled a broken door, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saidelia's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Saidelia is ranked 144,080^th in the world and 177^th in Countries of the World for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 549.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.