The Democratic Republic of Saintfu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Spiro Maddox with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.327 billion Saintfuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The all-consuming Saintfuan economy, worth 258 trillion Freedom Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,266 Freedom Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The horniness of the great-horned Axolotl is considered a national priority, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime is totally unknown. Saintfu's national animal is the Axolotl and its national religion is Cult of the Spirits.

Saintfu is ranked 58,707^th in the world and 3,573^rd in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,742.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.