The Holy Nationstates Tube Maze of Sallardaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charles Entertainment Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.874 billion Tube Dwellers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thug Shaker Central. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sallardarian economy, worth 321 trillion Krillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,067 Krillion Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Tube Dwellers like vultures, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sallardaria's national animal is the Greater Daemon of Tzeentch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🗿.

Sallardaria is ranked 17,473^rd in the world and 33^rd in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,282.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.