The United Kingdom of Samosil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Palla I o justo with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.91 billion Samosilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vascotopia. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The powerhouse Samosilian economy, worth 160 trillion Samols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,273 Samols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samosil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cachorro caramelismo.

Samosil is ranked 15,166^th in the world and 21^st in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,269.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.