The Federal Republic of Samoung is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.593 billion Samoungians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samoungian economy, worth 172 trillion Samoung Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,339 Samoung Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samoung's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samoung is ranked 15,275^th in the world and 42^nd in Wintreath for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,219.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.