The Queendom of Sanfohn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Our Queen with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, complete lack of public education, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.253 billion Sanfohnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queenstown. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sanfohnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,500 trillion $anfs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,970 $anfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Sanfohn, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sanfohn's national animal is the Pianist, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Queen's Church.

Sanfohn is ranked 290,792^nd in the world and 19^th in Equinox for Safest, scoring 3.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.