The Fresh Static Snow of Sanjurika is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Divinity with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.385 billion Sanjurikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 3,560 trillion Plieris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,302 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 1,823^rd in the world and 19^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 71.72 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.