Population | 2.79 billion |
Capital | Samul |
Leader | Sebastian Samul |
Faith | Saelianizm |
Currency | franc |
Animal | panther |
The Samul Monarchy of Sartosz is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sebastian Samul with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.79 billion Samulians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Sartoszian economy, worth 630 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 225,972 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,010,313 per year while the poor average 3,447, a ratio of 583 to 1.
Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, and a popular Sartoszian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sartosz's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saelianizm.
Sartosz is ranked 15,414th in the world and 35th in Eurth for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sartosz was endorsed by The United Democratic Republics of Songai.
- : Sartosz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Developed and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Sartosz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Sartosz, a popular Sartoszian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
- : Following new legislation in Sartosz, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
- : Following new legislation in Sartosz, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
- : Following new legislation in Sartosz, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
- : Following new legislation in Sartosz, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Sartosz has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Sartosz, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Sartosz, belief that Sebastian Samul is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Songai.