The Third Republic of Sathor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Vela with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.907 billion Sathorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arava. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Sathorian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,611 Sathorian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Sathorian politicians, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathor's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sathor is ranked 23,963^rd in the world and 492^nd in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.