The Reino Arquipélago Nookie of Sayukun is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 655 million Nookie enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nookie. The average income tax rate is 11.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nookie economy, worth 49.9 trillion Libra de Nookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 76,195 Libra de Nookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Sayukun's national animal is the Tartaruga do Duque Nookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sayukun is ranked 96,421^st in the world and 73^rd in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,456.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.