The Dictatorship of ScrambiddlyBongdoogle is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 851 million ScrambiddlyBongdooglies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the rather filthy place. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The strong ScrambiddlyBongdooglan economy, worth 89.6 trillion scrams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,298 scrams, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time ScrambiddlyBongdooglan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ScrambiddlyBongdoogle's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ScrambiddlyBongdoogle is ranked 45,517^th in the world and 62^nd in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,239.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.