The Queendom of Secorlia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Celeste Dawnbringer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.926 billion Secorlians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crowngarden. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secorlian economy, worth 209 trillion bits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,722 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Queen Celeste Dawnbringer to meetings with foreign heads of state, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is totally unknown. Secorlia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Celestial Cult.

Secorlia is ranked 9,384^th in the world and 8^th in Equestria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,889.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.