The Seiboxian Republic of Seibox is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebastian - Ionut - Diaconu The First with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.044 billion Seiboxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iași. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seiboxian economy, worth 211 trillion Rabks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,320 Rabks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seibox's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, all you have to do is pray to get into Seibox, and satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seibox's national animal is the White Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Seibox is ranked 56,714^th in the world and 2,858^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,280.17 Standard Monetary Units.