The Kingdom of Seignid is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Toilet Paper with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 2.209 billion Seignidians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atanao. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Seignidian economy, worth 111 trillion Kugans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,344 Kugans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Seignid's national animal is the White Eagle Of Balong, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seignid is ranked 164,185^th in the world and 548^th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.8 Obesity Rate.